How about I-666?
This Thanksgiving, aren't we grateful for this country's new path of shielding us from immoral and dangerous things like .... NUMBERS? (Cue the bump-and-grind music here.)
An Indiana congressman has mounted a campaign (that's from the real headline, folks) to change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a less sexual digit.
I wonder what he's going to do when he finds out that, by taking the name of their first pet and the first street they lived on, every American gets a free porn star name?
According to that formula, I'm Indy Lynwood (I don't think my first cat had a name; The second one was Indy til we took to calling her Shithead.) but maybe with this Congressman's wildly pointing moral compass, that too will be changed to something like my social security number followed by the amount of my tax rebate.
Dig in to your afternoon's feasts knowing you're protected from the moral reprehensiveness of our numeric system....
An Indiana congressman has mounted a campaign (that's from the real headline, folks) to change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a less sexual digit.
I wonder what he's going to do when he finds out that, by taking the name of their first pet and the first street they lived on, every American gets a free porn star name?
According to that formula, I'm Indy Lynwood (I don't think my first cat had a name; The second one was Indy til we took to calling her Shithead.) but maybe with this Congressman's wildly pointing moral compass, that too will be changed to something like my social security number followed by the amount of my tax rebate.
Dig in to your afternoon's feasts knowing you're protected from the moral reprehensiveness of our numeric system....
posted by imp @ 6:47 AM
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